rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
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