And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
Did you know that pizza hut has a wedding proposal box? And sorry for being kinda drunk yesterday when you got here
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
he just fucked me for my cheese..
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
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