thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
I got a dollar bill stuffed into my bra on two separate occasions by two separate guys simply for having boobs. I feel like somewhere god is patting himself on te back while pointing at me goin "you're welcome dude." easiest two bucks I ever made.
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
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