Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
The dick lei will go down in squad history
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
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