I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
He said he was from Mississippi and my vagina clamped shut like a frightened oyster
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
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