1. Mark my dj buddy and I spent $1000 on bottles last night
2. We were casually offered narcotics while walking down the street
3. I will still be awake when you start school tmw, cause there's no last call
So if any tells you miami is the same as the rest of america, there are just lying to you
I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
I love being friends with rich people. I get laid by association.
My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
I just woke up to crumpled tissues everywhere. Looks like it was another night filled with tears and semen.
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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