it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
How do you confess that you've had phone sex with your fiancé's brother's ex-girlfriend's new guy she's dating who has also slept with your best friend?
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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