So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
He said "send me a motivational picture" so I sent one with mayo on my face that said "clearly I'm no stranger to white stuff on my face"...I'm the fuckingng worst
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
that is very illegal...i love you.
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
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