I swear she didn't look like that last week.
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
I think I'll bring the beer we scavenged from that other party. What goes around comes around, especially when it's Corona because that shit is not staying in my fridge
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
tell me about the fingering
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