so my mom just told me that she wouldnt pick me up and take us to taco bell at 3AM...
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
Tequila, beer, rum, gin, and vodka all mixed in my body last night. The whole "never turn down free booze" is catching up to me. Hungover = understatement of the year.
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
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