that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
I woke up this morning under my fitted sheet and my legs through the sleeves of my sweater.
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
The guy behind me is talking about how his life goal is to use his knowledge of mathematics to make the world a better place. My only life goal right now is getting through this lecture without throwing up in my lap.
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
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