What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
areolas are like halos for boobs.
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
In local news, attempts to hide phone from extremely drunk self prove unsuccessful for Dallas woman.
Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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