Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
i swear to god, this restaurant is playing a john tesh cover of a song from aladdin
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
All of my friends are talking about changing their lives because they have an alcohol addiction and I'm over here reminding my boss that it's national beer day.
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
I'm sittin in my Hawaiian shorts watching the office eating cold asparagus. wow do I suck when you're not here.
Well, fuck this election. I'm getting drunk, regardless of who wins.
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