found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
When I planned out my evening, "co-author lesbian vampire erotica" was not anywhere on my list of expected activities.
Me neither, but hey, this is where we've ended up. Let's embrace the moment.
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