Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
That's when you crack a 10am beer
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
At the ER, will you come pick me up... Had an allergic reaction, wanted to see if I could eat a peanut without dying... Do you how bad this is evolutionary, I would have died back in the days of survival of the fitest by now
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
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