everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
He told me they were just razor bumps!
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
Randomize
