I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
My dog ate my bag of weed. Thats not the easiest call to the vet to make.
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
Well my grandma put the turkey in the oven for 4 hours and didn't have the oven on.
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
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