i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
I'm at the store buying a new phone cause I pissed all over mine last night. Drunk me is expensive as shit.
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
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