Don't you send me to vm
I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
Bartender at the wedding asked if he was making my drinks too strong. I laughed at him.
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
Hey kevin, it's Ashlee. I have been trying to get ahold of you. Your pledge gave me your number. I really wanted to apologize for shitting in your car I'll buy new upholstery or pay to have it shampooed if needed. I'm so embarrassed.
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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