Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
Semen is not good for contacts.
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
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