I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
oh god was she eating orange peels again
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
Here's a tip: do NOT chant "MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS." during sex because the Packers won against the Giants.
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
Randomize
