I took my penis out way before I got to the bathroom and some dude kicked me out.
...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
Sorry about teling your dad i'd have sex with him last night in front of your mom while i was drunk
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
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I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
You told the waitress last night "What tip bracket do I have to be in to see your boobs"
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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