But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
Oh I forgot to tell you that while you were in the bathroom last night I made friends with a gay man named Rodger from Venezuela and he kissed me cheek and told me I "knew how to shake my thing". From now on we go to the bathroom as a team.
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
Randomize
