so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
I think scott just propositioned me for sex
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
They never prepare you for how broke ur gonna be in college. I just accepted money from two underage girls at a gas station to buy them beer only because I'm trying to figure out a way to run off with it without them noticing.
Dude, use it to buy them beer. Then run the beer to ur car as fast as you can and bring it to the party. Seriously, we're running out of booze over here
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
Last time I was your wingman I had to deal with a girl whose only interest in my body was to clip my toenails. I'm not interested.
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
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