you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
I met a guy last night who bought me a book on Amazon at the bar and then we had sex. Boners for books is a thing. Boom.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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