I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
Unless you have figured out how to blow me through the phone don't drunk dial me.
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
Randomize
