i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
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If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
You know you're stoned when you tell your dog you're stoned only to realise he's not in the pickup
You woke up, looked straight at me and screamed "fuck barbara streisand!" and passed out again
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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