Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
one word: firstdatebathroomanal
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
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