I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
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