guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
I've got a 90 day supply of amoxicillin in case of zombie or chlamydia outbreak
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
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