maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
Just talked a homeless guy out of suicide. Was rewarded with a garbage bag full of mountain dew bottles and zannies. Im such a good person
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
Oh btw I learned how to say "my penis is a flamethrower" in German. Tonights gonna be fun
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
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