I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
put your butt on the phone this is a booty call
Made out with some random "plus sized" young lady. She let me kiss her boobies. It was like I was 6 months old again.
Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
some chick tossed a drink in your face at the bar last night. your mouth was opened so i think you ended up swallowing at least half of it. good job.
He texted me saying that his mom found my nuva ring in their jacuzzi filter. I don't think I'm welcome back anytime soon.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
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