Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
vagina is talking i cant
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
Yo, I can't just ask my mom where she relocated my vibrator to, can I?
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
I just watched my ex butt chug a quart of eggnog. Why did I dump her again?
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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