so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
She wrote me a poem titled "Penis Flower" and it wasnt a joke
it's like iHOP with fire
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
Just so you know the unusual amount of skittles on your floor is entirely your own fault. You bought me 20 bags of them while I was high.
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
Nothing says "I'm sorry for shitting in your bed" like an Olive Garden gift card
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
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