can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
While I was dancing with him in my foil dress he said, "You're like a Chipotle burrito. Don't worry, that's the best complement you could get from me."
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
You were with some girl. Your exs best friend. Your shirt was half undone and she was telling you to put your penis away. It wasn't out but you wanted to. Patron is your weaknes.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
It's fucking 2020, I should be able to watch Netflix in the buff while making brownies without you getting preachy about it.
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