It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
The doctor wrote 'condom retrieval' on my discharge paper.
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
We should install the 'help i've fallen and can't get up' buttons on our bodies for this weekend. Birthday weekend calls for extra measures.
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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