I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
i really thought "pants-shitting drunk" was an unreachable level until last night
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
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