No awkward lesbian experiences without me
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
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