i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
U know u have sex too much when u have lube in ur rolliball on ur blackberry
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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