We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
my mom just walked in on me furiously masturbating while reading twilight. needless to say, im officially out of the closet.
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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