yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
Had a slight melanoma scare this morning. Spoiler alert, it was Nutella.
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
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