He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.
It's 6 in the afternoon?
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