don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
he laminated a picture of his dick.
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
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