my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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