I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
He's trying to marry me, when is the appropriate time to tell him my real name and that Dallas is a completely fictitious slutty alter ego? I need the advice of someone with morals.
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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