Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
When the neighbors threatened to call the cops, he yelled at them that American laws didnt apply to him because he was Danish. He then sang his own version of "America fuck yeah" along to daft punk, then fell down the porch steps. Can we keep him?!?!
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
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