Sorry, its so late. Remember your fat friend with huge boobs. i need her number..its an emergency
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
I think my nap took me to another dimension
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
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