ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
I just got caught impersonating a t-Rex by my boss. Sadly he wasn't fazed by my behavior and acted like it was normal.
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
You almost got us killed.
YOU’RE WELCOME FOR NAVIGATING YOU TO A ONCE IN A LIFETIME EXPERIENCE.
I think I just sharted jello shots
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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