We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
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