This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
She announced her abortion via fbk
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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