Thank God for loud music. There is a circus in my butt right now.
girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
No night ever ends well that starts with "you know what this needs? More tequila".
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
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