ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
You know its been a rough night when you wake up and the first thing you remember is your mom going skinny dipping.
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
Some lady old enough to be our mom took us home, made me eggs and he still got some. Where do I claim my best wingman/sister trophy?
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
After getting kicked out of the bar, you proceeded to McDonald's, ordered 30 nuggets, slammed them all back in 5 minutes and then stole 3 traffic cones...how you only got charged with drunk in public is beyond me.
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
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