Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
why does being broke make me substitute dinner for vodka, Xanax, and two day old cupcakes? I don't like being fat, jittery and drunk.
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
DON'T BE A PUSSY. ONLY 1/3 OF THE WORDS IN YOUR LAST TEXT WERE MISSPELLED, WHICH MEANS YOU NEED 2/3 MORE SHOTS.
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
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