Christians are straight up FREAKS
and you said cock pushups were impossible
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
and then I said "oh, I see the price of Plan B has gone up". and the pharmacist looked at me very sadly. I was just trying to make conversation.
There is a video on my phone of me suckling a bag of wine from your crotch area while you say "The Body of Christ" in a Michigan accent. I vaguely remember being offended by this yet I did it anyway.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
If I die it's either cuz I undercooked my burger or because I used questionable cheese. I have no pants on, so if there's a wellness check, you go in first.
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
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