Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
Randomize
